Some stuff about the differences between men and women is just funny...let's pass it on today and laugh at how we keep ourselves "satisfied" in our relationships.
Smart man + smart woman = new romance
Smart man + dumb woman = new affair
Dumb man + smart woman = new purse
Dumb man + dumb woman = new baby
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
THE KEY TO HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.