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Saturday

SATISFIED SATURDAY: The Morning Funnies

Some stuff about the differences between men and women is just funny...let's pass it on today and laugh at how we keep ourselves "satisfied" in our relationships.



"RELATIONSHIP" MATH
Smart man + smart woman = new romance
Smart man + dumb woman =  new affair
Dumb man + smart woman = new purse
Dumb man + dumb woman = new baby

    
"SHOPPING" MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. 

    
"BASIC" MATH
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 


THE KEY TO HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot 
and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot 
and not try to understand her at all. 

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